Security Was Never My Department T-Shirt | Dog Hugging Thief Retro Design
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A soft, everyday tee that tells a story. This lightweight cotton shirt carries a playful vintage-style illustration of a mischievous burglar and a loyal golden retriever with the cheeky line “Security Was Never My Department.” The mellow orange and warm brown palette gives a retro, cozy feel that feels like sunlit afternoons and backyard laughter. Wear it when you want to smile at strangers, share a wink with fellow dog lovers, or add a touch of warm humor to casual days. The breathable ring-spun cotton drapes softly, holds shape at the collar, and keeps printing crisp so the design stays bright wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner drape
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to preserve shape and prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printed elements for vivid, durable artwork (sleeves/labels via DTF)
- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced materials; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors