De-calf before you speak to me Cow T-Shirt | Coffee Cow Graphic Tee
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This lightweight cotton tee brings a wink and a warm cup to slow mornings. A relaxed crew silhouette carries a vintage-style illustration of a sunglasses-wearing calf cradling a steaming mug, with the cheeky line “De-calf before you speak to me.” The soft ring-spun cotton feels smooth against the skin, while ribbed neck and shoulder tape keep the shape after repeated wears. Wear it to casual coffee runs, low-key mornings at home, or whenever you need a friendly nudge to buy yourself five quiet minutes and a proper brew.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²; some color blends vary)
- Seamless tubular knit body for a clean, smooth look
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- High-quality prints: DTG for main design, DTF available for sleeves and inner neck labels
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and made with ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors