Dachshund on Stairs T-Shirt | "Stairs Are a Hate Crime" Sausage Dog Design
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A soft, everyday tee that speaks for the small paws and big hearts. This lightweight crew-neck carries a warm, vintage-style illustration of a long-bodied dog hesitating at a staircase, captioned “Stairs Are a Hate Crime.” It’s playful and plainspoken — the kind of shirt someone who lives with low-riding dogs or older pups reaches for when they want to share a private joke with the world. Wear it around the neighborhood, to the vet, or curled up on the couch; the fabric feels gentle against the skin while the bold print keeps the humor front and center. Ethically sourced cotton and a tear-away label keep comfort and conscience in balance.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) for soft, year-round wear
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Printed using DTG/DTF methods with a pearlized tear-away inner label
- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors