French Bulldog Illustration Athleticism Not Detected T-Shirt | Funny Dog Tee
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Light, soft, and built for weekend hangs — this tee wears like a favorite from the first hour. A confident little Frenchie stands center stage above the cheeky slogan “ATHLETICISM NOT DETECTED,” giving the shirt a dry, deadpan humor that lands with dog lovers, gym-avoidant friends, and anyone who prefers naps to reps. The lightweight ring-spun cotton drapes cleanly from the crew neckline and keeps a tidy silhouette thanks to shoulder tape and a ribbed collar that won’t go floppy. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to say “I tried” without actually trying: casual, comfortable, and quietly funny.
Wear it to low-key weekends, coffee runs, dog-park socials, or lazy movie nights. Mix it with worn denim, an oversized flannel, or your favorite joggers. The printed inner neck and sleeve details are applied with modern DTF/DTG methods for a crisp, long-lasting image that keeps the artwork bright through many washes.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for clean lines and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- DTF/DTG prints deliver sharp, durable artwork on chest and sleeves
- OEKO-TEX® certified and EU 2-year warranty; meets safety and chemical standards
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors