Athleticism Not Detected French Bulldog Sweatshirt | Dog Lover Crewneck
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Soft, roomy, and quietly funny — this crewneck settles into your rotation like an old friend. The mid-weight 50/50 cotton-poly knit holds its shape and warmth without overheating, while the ribbed collar and double-needle stitching stand up to repeated wear. Centered on the front is a charming French bulldog illustration above the cheeky line “ATHLETICISM NOT DETECTED,” a subtle wink for anyone who prefers couch-sprints to morning miles. Wear it on slow weekends, dog-park runs (spectator mode), or relaxed gatherings when you want to be cozy and make people smile.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for durable comfort
- No-side-seam tubular knit for a smooth fit and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and durability
- Embroidery available on chest or wrists; DTF inner neck labels with DTG prints
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton (Gildan 18000 build)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron