Stairs Are a Hate Crime Dachshund Canvas
| 8″ x 10″ (Vertical) | 9" x 12" (Vertical) | 11″ x 14″ (Vertical) | 12″ x 16″ (Vertical) | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 8.00 | 9.00 | 11.00 | 12.00 |
| Height, in | 10.00 | 12.00 | 14.00 | 16.00 |
| Depth, in | 0.75 | 0.75 | 0.75 | 0.75 |
A cheeky, vintage-style canvas print that speaks directly to dog lovers who know the small dramas of life with short-legged pups. The illustration shows a suspicious dachshund at the top of a staircase with bold, retro lettering that reads “Stairs Are a HATE CRIME.” Matte finish and museum-quality coating keep colors warm and textured, while the stretched frame gives the piece a clean, ready-to-hang presence. It fits naturally above a pet’s bed, in a hallway, or as part of a playful gallery wall — a humorous nod to everyday pet politics that brings warmth and personality to homes that celebrate their four-legged roommates.
Product features
- Sustainably sourced radiata or European pine stretcher frame from FSC-certified suppliers.
- Matte, museum-quality coating with Greenguard Gold-certified latex inks for vivid, non-toxic prints.
- Ready-to-hang: included tooth hanger plus rubber dots for stable, secure wall placement.
- Durable cotton-polyester composite canvas with proprietary coating and double-layer weave for long-lasting structure.
- Manufacturing tolerance +/- 1/8"; select sizes/ship regions vary by print provider (see listing notes).
Care instructions
- If the canvas does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, damp cloth.