Dachshund on Stairs 'Stairs Are a Hate Crime' Sweatshirt | Funny Dog Illustration
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Soft, worn-in comfort meets quiet humor. This crewneck wraps you in a medium-heavy cotton-poly blend that feels substantial without being stiff. The front art—an earnest dachshund pausing on a stair with the bold line “Stairs Are a Hate Crime”—gives the sweatshirt a sly, relatable personality. It’s the kind of garment you reach for on slow weekends, dog-walk mornings, or when you want to wear something that says, without shouting, that you understand small annoyances and find them funny. The ribbed collar and double-needle stitching hold up to repeated wear. Subtle details like a tear-away neck label and tubular knit (no side seams) keep the silhouette clean and comfy. Wear it over jeans, layered under a coat, or lounging with a mug—this crewneck feels like a warm, private joke you can share with other pet people.
Product features
- Embroidery available on chest and wrists for optional textured detail
- Made in Nicaragua; adult sizing
- Durable 50/50 cotton-poly, 8.0 oz/yd² with double-needle stitching
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for shape retention
- DTF neck labels and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; meets safety compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron